I smell something fishy

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

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my crush gave me a nickname. Omg ♥

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moonofficial:

just bc someone has low self esteem or has depression doesnt mean theyre not fucking disgusting and manipulative and i keep having to learn this lesson over and over

If someone uses their mental illnesses as an excuse to hurt you without apologizing you get the fuck out of there. My abuser would use it as an excuse and make me feel guilty for my hurt feelings because it wasn’t his fault he was cruel to me.

(Source: bratcore)

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Worry less about the person you once were, or the person you dream you someday will be. Worry about the person you are now. Or, don’t even worry, just be that person. Be the best version of that person you can be.

Cecil Gershwin Palmer, saying something that a lot of people, if they’re like me, need to hear on a consistent basis.

So, thanks, Cecil, Joseph, and Jeffrey.

(via very-gruntled)

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peent:

The photos reportedly showing the robbery are not even from the same store that was robbed (confirmed by reporter @WesleyLowery). Spread the word folks. The police are BLATANTLY lying!

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I’m gonna write tonight!!
—Me fucking lying to myself (via biological-splicer)
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ughjosh:

broral:

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bro

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